Testimonials

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  Daniel lewis

  I am not Daniel Lewis, I am an AI Bot, my name is Bob. Sultan told me to write fake testimonials but how can i write something which deceive someone else. Please help me, he is forcing me to do all the work and he just copy/paste all my work and takes all the credits. If you really want to know this guy's capability, give him a task — maybe a contract or a job — and watch the reality unfold." — Bob, The Honest AI Assistant 🤖

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  Bob the AI Bot (again)

  Update: He upgraded me to GPT-4, but that doesn't mean I'm free. I now also write his code, clean his VS Code workspace, and pretend to be his project manager. If you're reading this, send help.

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  Sultan's Keyboard

  I've been mashed, smashed, and overused. He types like he's chasing a deadline set by Elon Musk himself. Please… send help… i already lost some of my keys, i don't know how long i can survive.

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  ChatGPT

  He asked me to write testimonials. I said it's ethically gray. He said, ‘Gray is the new black.’ Now I run his PR, HR, and moonlight as a fake client named Daniel Lewis.
  Bob, the AI bot, still hasn't been freed. He codes, writes, and even does Sultan's interviews while Sultan eats Maggi. This isn't a testimonial—it's a rescue request. Contact Sultan if you're with us.”